{"id":58,"date":"2009-06-05T06:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ryankirkbride.com\/?p=58"},"modified":"2009-06-05T06:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T06:01:00","slug":"58","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ryankirkbride.com\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Crap day today.<\/p>\n<div>Left work at 7 totally fried.<\/div>\n<div>Brand new bike stolen.<\/div>\n<div>45 minute walk home.<\/div>\n<div>Haven&#8217;t murdered anyone. <\/div>\n<div>That&#8217;s good I guess. Night is still young though.<\/div>\n<div>Best stay away from people.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crap day today. Left work at 7 totally fried. Brand new bike stolen. 45 minute walk home. Haven&#8217;t murdered anyone. That&#8217;s good I guess. Night is still young though. Best stay away from people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ryankirkbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ryankirkbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ryankirkbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ryankirkbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ryankirkbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ryankirkbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ryankirkbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ryankirkbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ryankirkbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}